Thoughts on Wrestlemania 29 Match Card

I did something like this for the previous Wrestlemania on Tumblr, yet it was far less organized. Things are different now: People actually care about what I have to say, therefore recording my thoughts for this blog is the most ethical choice. Here are my thoughts on each Wrestlemania Match scheduled for April the Seventh.

Chris Jericho vs Fandango: Make no mistake that Chris Jericho is my favorite wrestler in the business; Nobody can tell an in ring story, make a promo, or work a superstar the way he can. I'm always the first to moan when Jericho has to job to somebody, but this is too much. Having Jericho booked to face NXT season 4's winner Johnny Curtis on his new "Dancing With The Stars" gimmick is too ridiculous.  Randy Savage, Undertaker, and Now Jericho can go on a list of most undeservingly-badly booked matches. What pisses me off the most is seeing Fandango get on the top rope, engage in the most disturbing of theatrics right before performing a leg drop on Y2J. If you're going high-risk on Jericho hit him with an impressive move for crying out loud!

Tons of Funk and the Funkadactyls vs Team Rhodes Scholars and The Bella Twins: Cody Rhodes shouldn't be booked here: This is a clusterfuck, comic relief match that serves as the de-facto bathroom break. Cody Rhodes has been booked much better in the last three wrestlemania matches. There's not a single tag team here that isn't a joke. Don't get me wrong, Damien Sandow is a great talent, but he's a traditional cartoony heel. In working with Sandow, Rhodes has become a cartoony heel as well, dropping his Sociopathic character, for a Mustachio douche personality that'll guarantee Cody won't be seeing a title in his future.

Team Hell No vs Dolph Ziggler and Big E Langston: I actually like Team Hell No; They're a team of underrated, talented wrestlers that aren't being used properly. They even work well together, that steel chair segment on Smackdown was my favorite part of Smackdown for 2012 hands down. Big E and Ziggy are going to be invisible though, for whenever AJ is involved on a match it's all about her. I don't really want to see this match, but I at least like all the people involved, even Langston.

Alberto Del Rio vs Jack Swagger: Swagger has been given a new manager, and a new edgier gimmick. I don't see the connection to Illegal immigration and Alberto Del Rio. Story doesn't really make sense when you think about it, and I don't know how they're going to continue it once their feud is over. Yet I do like seeing an aggressive Swagger with a traditional heel persona. Del Rio is doing a better job as a babyface than I thought. While he certainly isn't a convincing World Champion, and I'm not even sure if he draws money, I really like his change in character and his versatility. Both these guys are great in the ring, and can hopefully put in the best psychology with all that's happened in their feud.

Sheamus, Orton, and Big Show vs The Shield: The Shield is my favorite stable of the decade. The Nexus, Aces and Eights, and Corre are all quantity over quality teams with no internal logic. The Shield has an interesting comic-book vibe, and balanced cast of wrestlers. Ambrose is the best on the mic and in telling an in ring story, Rollins has potential baby-face charisma and a beast move set, while Reigns is big, badass and handsome. As for the babyfaces, I hope they get their asses handed to them.

Ryback vs Mark Henry: Both men can't wrestle. This is undeniable, yet despite this I'm excited for this match. Mark Henry changes my mind about him all the time. The Hall of Pain character, his entrance, and his aggression makes up for everything that he doesn't have and much more. Ryback has spent a long time in developmental territory, yet he still sucks ass. Ryback needs the win in this, however I hope he receives a beatdown curtesy of sexual chocolate.

Brock Lesnar vs Triple H: I love HHH, and I love Lesnar. While both are hated for being overrated by the knowing, and loved for being good by the unknowing, they both have what it takes to make a wrestlemania card shine. I don't give a fuck about the shitty storyline this rematch is based on, all that matters is that with the added stipulation it could be more aggressive than ever. Let's be honest Hunter depends on chair shots for these mania matches, without carnage they would simply be repeated sections of his finisher again and again. Lesnar can be a suplex machine, and or a ground and pound guy on top of the hardcore stipulations and still kick ass.

Wade Barret vs The Miz: I used to hate The Miz, I still do. I used to hate Wade Barret, ever since Survivor series 2011 that has changed. Wade better retain the title, because The Miz is annoying whether he's face or heel.

Undertaker vs CM Punk: Punk deserves this. Even without the title reign eclipsing a year, Punk has been in the main event scene this year more than last year. Looking at the death of Paul Bearer, one could see the streak might survive, yet looking at Chicago's Bulls recently end the streak for Miami heat once could assume this is the end. Other than that both wrestlers have intense versatility in taking on whoever they meet in the ring. This will definitely have a better in ring story than the last two streak matches at mania, and with less time too.

Rock vs Cena: I don't care. Suck my dick, Nigga.

All They Ask For is Equality

Coming back from a long awaited hiatus, I finally have something to rant about. You see this week started with the rise of a new meme: A red, Flintstones vitamin palette equal sign started spreading everywhere on Facebook. It's the new image for the gay marriage movement. It's already being parodied everywhere with crude pictures mimicking it. Despite being made fun of, many young fools aspiring to look socially-conscious are using this image as their profile icon. That reminds of the time around October 2010 where people changed their profile icons to pictures of cartoon characters in order to stand up for child abuse: It was noble, until it was discovered that this was a hoax used by actual child molesters and that authority's were checking to see who has an animated profile picture.

Did you hear that? I'm saying that an internet mass-movement is being conducted through ignorance and general stupidity! That's nothing new. From prior knowledge the people who do change their profile icons are generally hard leftists, who hold their political inconsistencies personally. My prior knowledge comes from actually knowing who these people are on a social/personal level. These people  like me had to suffer through a broken family, yet instead of identifying the problems in Cultural-Marxism, they embraced these doctrines and condemned everything else. They sealed their own fates, which means I have little empathy.

As for gay marriage in-and-of-itself, It's obvious that I dislike it. Marriage is defined most profanely (yet truthfully) as monogamous prostitution; It's an exchange of male protection for female fertility: It's also the reason why K-type environments are so useful for mankind. With the K-type environment mankind can put it's intelligence to use by creating civilization and using artifice for its own personal good. Gay marriage is more about Marxism's goal of destroying society from within and inciting insurrection amongst the broken masses. Feminism, the ease of divorce, and laws that hurt the father have created atomized, disenfranchised children, Imagine what the next phase will be.

Moreover Cultural-Marxism is most successful in the bringing in of foreigners to internally dissolve and replace the host-civilization. White female-feminists have recently been taking heat for using Feminism to exercise White-privilege. The story for White LGBT-gays will be no different. The genepool and the culture are both key components in the Cultural Marxists goals of destroying civilization. Surely gay-marriage isn't worth the death of Faustian Civilization (Western Civilization).